"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever
"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"
"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"
"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."
"why did you cook you’re grandmother at the party in Poland?" "Idk im tired"
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life